December 2009
8 posts
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MOVING!
Hi guys, I’m in the process of moving my tumblr because this one is constantly malfunctioning and I have to use a secondary blog which is weird and has less perks. Like when I “like” your stuff, i show up as ghost. I bet you’re all wondering “who the hell is liking my stuff?!!?” Well yeah, it’s me. LOL. Anyhow, I’ll let you guys know when I’m...
November 2009
26 posts
The Chase
You know it really irks me to no end when I hear guys complain about liking girls that never notice them. Well, it works both ways alright. Why don’t you stop thinking with your dick and realize that there’s a girl that wishes you’d stop chasing after that other girl that will never appreciate you and notice HER for once. Guys that complain about girls only liking bad boys and...
HATERS TO THE LEFT.
BLAAAAHD
Last night I had a dream I was being chased down by a vampire trying to add me to his list of conquests. Perceive that any way you like. He wasn’t a vampire like the ones in Twilight, he had the full black outfit with the cape, the widows peak hair, fangs out, pale white skin, etc etc. Basically a stereotypical cartoonized vampire. Anyhow, he got a few of my friends and I was just like holy...
6PM
cindy: jenn who's taeyang
me: wtf
me: WTF
me: WHAT. MY OTHER HUSBAND DUH.
cindy: LMAOOLMAO
cindy: but yea his video wedding dress
cindy: wth saddest thing of my life.
cindy: i was like hey, korean, jenn must know him
cindy: LMAO
me: OF COURSE I DO LOLLL
me: hes from big bang
cindy: OHHHH no wonder!
cindy: i was like he's either 6pm or big bang
me: 2pm!!! LMAOOOO 6pm LOLOLOLOL
cindy: OH LMAOLMAOOOO
October 2009
22 posts
whytheyrenothot.
the quality of men chosen on whytheyrehot has gone downhill. I no longer find any of them hot. I would not want to sex up scrawny little boys skinnier than I am.
Full of FAIL →
Adding fuel to your procrastinaton! You can thank me later. Way later is fine too, I don’t expect anything less.
Remember When..
“YOUR FACE” was the greatest comeback to ever hit the playground? It worked for most scenarios, very rarely failing. “You stepped in poop.” “YOUR FACE IS POOP.” Causing enough OoOooOOoOh’s and OH NO SHE DIDN’T JUST GO THERE’s to really hit a nerve.
Now we’re older and slightly wiser, we realize that comeback has no value whatsoever. YOUR...
Pet Peeve #295498908632
Bitches who take their sweet ass time crossing the street. This applies to guys too but whatever. You got 10 cars lined up waiting for your ass to finish crossing, you can check your Sidekick (or some other equally bopper phone) when you haul ass and get to the other side of the street. Your conversation about WHERE U AT is not more important than the cars trying to get to work on time.
Or even...
“Revolution
Begins
With
One
Step”
“You won’t know what real love is until you’ve loved and lost.”
I need more human contact other than my classmates, my coworkers, the Mcdonald’s drive thru, and the workers at the Westlake Quickly. I am probably single handedly keeping that store in business.
Poo.
Dream A Little Dream
Most of the time I’d rather stay asleep in my fantastical dream world than to wake up to my less than stellar reality.
In my dreams; I am fearless. I’m adventurous. I’m everything I wish I was in real life. Great things happen to me. I go places I can ONLY dream of going. My celebrity lovers romance the crap out of me. How is that NOT better than real life? LOL.
I hate waking...